Foot and Chair - PROFILES

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A/S/L etc etc:

30-ish / 40-ish mannish male
Rural NSW Australia Southern Hemisphere Earth Solar System Outer Western Rim of The Galaxy
(Possible mental asylum patient...)

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FOOT:

Likes:
Chickens
Warm sox
Massages
Sharp nail clippers
Long hot Radox baths
Being naked (ie barefoot)
A well-written biography
XTC, Crowded House, Pearl
British 50's radio comedy
Resting
Tapping and dancing to British 60's pop & rock music
Greece (not 'grease'!)
Wet-bum sailing
Bushwalking (in a pair of sturdy boots tho...)
Manly Sea Eagles

Dislikes:
        Wet sox
        Liars and mask-wearers
Bogans
Stepping in still-warm doggie poo
Broken toes from wet-bum sailing
Blisters
Ingrown toenails
Being cold

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Accomplice - ankle

Beat - Mersey
Controversy - bare feet @ College
Deportment - crippled limp
Exuberance - running noisily thru a field of yellow flowers
Foreknowledge - arthritis
Grouch - smelly running shoes
Horror - crossing hot bitumen roads in the middle of a hot summer's day
Illusion - "The Red Shoes"
Journey - "The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step" - Confucius
Knick-knack - shoe horn
Livery - Manly footie sox
Misbehaviour - kicking brick walls
Naivety - trusting arch supports
Oral - yes pls
Prerequisite - skeletal framework
Qualification - Dip.Theol. (Evang.), (B.Ed. [Ad.Ed.] )
Rebellion - shoes in public
Servant - loofa
Tickle - feathers
Utopia - spa bath
Vegetable - brussel sprouts
Wrapping - black or white cotton sport sox
Xenophobia - intolerant immigrants
Yesterday - "all my troubles seemed so far away" - Paul McCartney
Zero Tolerance - bindis

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CHAIR:

Likes:

Small well-padded bums
Early nights
Cuddles
A warm fire and a hot cuppa tea/Milo
The colour blue
WD-40
Attention and appreciation
Being pushed around
The Beatles, The Who, Bob Dylan, Hendrix@Monterey 1967
Movies with lots of scenery and feeling
Monty Python, The Goon Show, Tony Hancock
Swaying and rocking back and forth to 'A Hard Days' Night'
Sounds of now
Writing short stories and skits
A bit of TLC now and again
Sunsets over the oceans

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Dislikes:
Overweight belly-dancers
Selfish people
Oberonites or Yeovalians
Rust
Flatulance
Metal fatigue

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Acrimony - rumourmongers
Brother - 10-years' older
Colour - sky blue eyes
Delusion - eternal happiness
Euphemism - buttock-cup
Fury - public falsehood
Genealogy - JS Bach & Cardinal Newman
Hereafter - local tip
Indulgence - thick woolly seat covers
Jealousy - thick, well-padded blue leather-clad Executives
Kind-heartedness - helping the elderly if they fall down in public
Location - rear-bedroom of single-story townhouse in a nice town
Misbehaviour - unexpectedly tipping occupant out backwards
Non-conformity - long hair
Opulence - chocolate soap
Penalty - 3 years' good behaviour bond
Quixotic - absurd whimsicality
Rain - walking in the
Snide - random interruptions
Thankful - for my three sons
Uncommon - sense of theological reality
Vesper - cutest thing on wheels
Weight - about 5 kg's
X - marks the spot of the red-wine stain on the carpet
Youth - seems a long time ago
Zeal - family unity
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